10 Things Expats Tell You Not To Do In Paris – But They're Wrong!

If you lived in Paris (stop drooling!) you probably wouldn't walk along the Seine every day. If you lived in Paris you would probably avoid popular tourist areas like Notre Dame. If you lived in Paris it's unlikely you would visit the Pantheon on a weekly basis.

But you don't live in Paris. You're a visitor. Expats who do live here can give you good advice, but don't listen to everything they tell you. They live in Paris. You don't. Here's where they go wrong —


The Best Louvre Museum Tours

Skip-the-line Guided Tour of the Louvre Museum
Skip the Louvre lines with an expert guide to get past the crowds and into the museum to visit the masterpieces.
More information…

Evening Louvre Tour & Wine Tasting
Skip the line on an evening tour of the Louvre. Afterwards, attend a guided tasting of French wine at a classicParisian bar.
More information…

1. Do Some Touristy Things

The Seine

You are, in fact, a tourist, so it's okay to do things Parisians don't do every day.

Visit the Louvre (but book a tour in advance). Go on a river cruise. Walk around Île St Louis. Stroll through Saint-Germain-des-Près and revel in the history and the shopping. And don't forget to visit Le Bon Marché on the Left Bank.

2. Seek Out French Food

At a Parisian Market

Expats will tell you how much they love sushi, Thai and Indian restaurants. We say, "No thanks"; you can find these international foods in your home town.

In Paris eat the local cuisine. French food is worth crossing an ocean for, so make sure you don't miss it. Confit de canard, croque monsieur, frites, soupe l'oignon…

Bon appétit !

3. Smile


Expats may tell you not to, that nobody smiles in Paris, that it's somehow akin to a chimpanzee's smile that is really a grimace.

But guess what? Sometimes a smile gets you the best service, the most help, the friendliest greeting. And, it's nice being nice.


The Best Latin Quarter Activities

Taste the Food & Wine of the Marais
Visit the top food & wine shops in the historic Marais, tasting the best of French foods like cheese, charcuterie, baguettes, chocolate, and wine. There's plenty of sampling on this small-group tour.
More information…

Sainte Chapelle, Conciergerie & Cluny
On a private walking tour through the Latin Quarter discover the best of the historical architecture of Paris. It starts with coffee & croissants on Île Saint-Louis.
More information…

4. Wear Flats

High Heel Walker

Expats encourage you to wear heels comme les Parisiennes (like the locals), but, once again, guess what?

Those women have been practicing high-heel walking for years (even riding bikes!) and, besides, they're not going to be clocking in several kilometres every day. Don't wear hiking boots or runners, for heaven's sake, but make sure you can last an entire day in your sensible yet attractive shoes.

5. Don't Try To Speak (Much) French

Concorde Fountain

The only French words you are likely to need arebonjour, bonsoir, merci, madame, monsieur, excusez-moi, and au revoir. C'est tout !

Almost everyone you're likely to deal with is going to speak far better English than you can hope to speak French.

6. Ask For Directions

Excusez-moi, monsieur?

Even the locals do it. Of course, be polite, but that's just common sense, right? This is where you trot out a couple of the French words you've been practicing — "Excusez-moi, monsieur ?"


Skip the Lines at the Eiffel Tower

Eiffel Tower Guided Tour to Level 2
Why waste your precious time in Paris standing in line? Take our Insiders advice and book this skip-the-line, guided tour of the Eiffel Tower. While others wait in line, you'll be enjoying the views.
More information…

Eiffel Tower Summit, Priority-Access
For the ultimate Eiffel Tower experience, this guided tour walks you past the long lines, into the elevator, and up to the very top of the tower for stunning birds-eye views of Paris
More information…

7. Take A Hop-On-Hop-Off Bus Tour

Hop-On-Hop-Off Bus

We know, we know — it's touristy. But you're a tourist and you're probably not going to find yourself in Paris again anytime soon.

So, make the most of your holidaying time by taking a few tours on buses and boats to get an overview of the city.

8. Give Up Your Low-Fat, Vegan, Paleo, Low-Carb, Teetotalling, Weight-Watcher's Diet

Give Up Your Diet

Don't listen to advice for vegetarian and macrobiotic restaurants or wine-free luncheons. Be a part of the Paris culinary scene and enjoy the exhilarating food culture of the country that invented fine dining — full fats, pastries, breads, cheeses, sausages, sauces, and of course, wine.

By the way, you may be surprised to discover that the portions served in France are smaller, yet still satisfying.

9. Buy Paris Memorabilia

Paris Memorabilia

Expats think it's kitschy to have Eiffel Tower memorabilia on your fireplace mantle at home, but to us it's a memento of wonderful days spent in the City of Love, of Music, of Art, of Memories.


Find Hotel Deals for Your Dates in Paris

Check with Booking.com to find today's sale prices on hotel rooms in every arrondissement of Paris. Save 20% to 30%… or even more!

Booking.Com Paris Hotel Deals
Find hotels in the Latin Quarter, Saint Germain, the Right Bank, the Marais, near the Eiffel Tower.
Search for your hotel

10. Have Fun!

Have Fun

You're not in Paris to impress anyone, you're there to have fun. (Of course, that doesn't mean that we approve of you wearing shorts, running shoes, and a fanny pack!)

Want to take a selfie in front of the Eiffel Tower? Go for it.

Six Free Paris Planning Guides

A Gift from Us to You.
Bon Voyage !